Waiting To Exhale


Me: Guess what? You: Chicken butt. Me: No, really, guess what? You: I give up. What? Me: I haven’t seen my Mr. in almost two months. You: Holy guacamole! Where’s he been? Me: Rock n’ rollin’. You: But I thought you were afraid of being alone at night? Me: Oh yeah, I’m a panicker for […]

Shelf Life


So, my humans tell me the room I’ve been hangin’ out in lately is going to become a “kids room” in the near future. I’m not sure how I feel about that idea yet. A) Kids are wild & crazy. I prefer quiet & calm. Wild and crazy makes me nervous… And B) Converting my […]